Seen this?

We did, and we’re triggered. So we’re ranking Disney movies today.

It’s like the debate of the century for any 90s kid: what’s the best Disney movie? Yeah yeah, Pixar’s in there too. But really. Disney. Because we love Disney.

Today we were standing around drinking (yes we do actually get work done here sometimes, but work’s not what prompted this blog post) and debating Aladdin Prince of Thieves. Don’t ask what that debate was about cause we don’t have time to cover that and this. But that debate and the above image led to the much larger debate of what’s the best Disney movie?

We’re an office full of 90s kids. We’ve got opinions.

But, only one of us gets to write useless blogs. So here’s that one person’s ranking of the top 10 Disney movies (she has chosen to be nice and take into account the opinions of the other people involved in the debate).

  1. The Lion King
  2. Robin Hood
  3. Aladdin
  4. Beauty & the Beast
  5. The Aristocats
  6. Treasure Island
  7. The Emperor’s New Groove
  8. The Jungle Book
  9. The Rescuers
  10. 101 Dalmatians

Really, anything after The Lion King doesn’t actually matter. It’s the best one. By far. No argument. But we had to take into account the favorites of everyone in the office, so that’s what makes up the rest of the list.

You probably disagree with our choices

We don’t care. We’re right. Because, really, it’s impossible to definitively rank Disney movies. It’s just too controversial. Except that, for sure, The Lion King is always #1.

Here’s another meme. Bye.