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Russell Klimas

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Russell would make the perfect American president, based upon his skill set, dance ability and bloodlust. The only thing he’s not good at is modesty, because he’s great at it. The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of his thoughts. He’s the human form of the 100 Emoji, and he’s devastatingly handsome because he’s a textbook vampire and only comes out at night. He’s also our web designer.

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